Since 1978, the teenage imaginations of left-handers Colin Kingsley Currie and Kurt Frederick Weist have been synthesized into the mythic corporation known throughout the world simply as K-F, Inc. The nonsensical tagline for the company, which produces custom musical instruments, sound equipment, and sound-studio recording technology, is "Too Good for K-F." No one has ever possessed the slightest understanding of what this might mean.